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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Apr 2015

    In Focus: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man http://onion.com/1OvQFIB pic.twitter.com/jyhiaVHkR8

    7:45 AM - 14 Apr 2015
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      1.  🌸 🌊 Judy Bott  🌊 🌸‏ @JudyBott 14 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KellyOSullivan @edbott RT @TheOnion: MT 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man http://onion.com/1OvQFIB  pic.twitter.com/8BTB8HKJqx - ONLINE!

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      1. MITTENS!‏ @SeaMitten 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion so its a cook book

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      1. S. Watkins‏ @SWatks 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion don't buy it. It's just the same way repeated 812,683 times.

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      1. Shuma Raha‏ @ShumaRaha 14 Apr 2015
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        Yikes! "@TheOnion: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man http://onion.com/1OvQFIB  pic.twitter.com/7sYPNB1BTu”

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      1. felixMJ‏ @Felix147MJ 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion ...it's a "pop-up" book, right?

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      1. Michelle Rau‏ @mirautweets 21 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man http://onion.com/1OvQFIB  pic.twitter.com/PAFrO3DD6z”

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      1. Jeff‏ @JeffJsturms01 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion totally brilliant

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      1. Gina G‏ @Gigi4269 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion And it still doesn't work it doesn't say how to be an innocent little virgin again with a pierced nose calling him daddy

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      1. Emily Roth‏ @emilyrroth 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @DonahrRy you trying to tell me something? :P

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      1. Paul Copestake‏ @PaulCoopshank 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion #1 Do NOT be a cunt.

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      1. luke duncan‏ @scooperpoop 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion 812,683 ways to have sex?...

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      1. No response. Stephen is just a corpse.  🎃‏ @ADarkConfidant 14 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man http://onion.com/1OvQFIB  pic.twitter.com/qfRNLQbnm7”

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      1. reelerBriceKOENIGUER‏ @BKoeniguer 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @andyandrist Lol I could just shut up now and then but instead I read cosmo and bitch about it!

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      1. John Arnstrom‏ @Zacabeb 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I did a double take on this tweet to make sure it actually was from The Onion. @Badassperger

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      1. Sitizen Sam‏ @sam_sam0808 14 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man Number 822684 -don't waste money on book

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      1. Danny Aguilar‏ @AgentAguilar 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Recklessdawl this is what you need to be reading

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      1. Hannerhan‏ @ImoS7 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion 812,683 Nacho Recipes?

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      1. सञ्जय सराफ‏ @sanjay_111 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @omarali50 my god! She wont be young enough to please her man by the time she finishes reading it! Lol

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      1. John Contreras‏ @8813jmc 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Does @BNBuzz have this in stock?

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