@TheOnion Ha! Thank you for that :D I'm a Scorpio #goodstuff
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@TheOnion it says "a local sausage company will fund you through 2012" but its 2015 and the sausage company still hasn't turned upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I need that instructional pamphlet, maybe ill learn something.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion ~Gemini: You'll reach your sexual peak tomorrow afternoon, surprising yourself almost more than the woman who owns the dachshunds.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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