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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Apr 2015

    Birthplace: Closed-door conservative think tank strategy session in 2010 http://onion.com/1anXYmn pic.twitter.com/S7YkwxMKyn

    4:00 PM - 13 Apr 2015
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      1. Lauren Sheibley‏ @laurensheibley 13 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Biggest Liability: Close ties to the state of Florida http://onion.com/1anXYmn  pic.twitter.com/wbLIPv1NZv”

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      1. Carolyn Wolfe 🐦 🌻 🌹 🌱‏ @wolfeprowler1 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @steffy7680 a paid #KochBrothers shill

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      1. Harders Hairport‏ @iHarders 15 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I could fix this man's hair in a big way, no not a wig way!

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      1. Daily-Retrospective‏ @44artllc 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion AN ARTIST VIEW ON NEWS.http://daily-retrospective.blogspot.com/2015/04/marcorubio-hillaryclinton.html … #ColoradoArtProjectNews

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      1. SYLVIA RUIZ-LEE‏ @RESTORD 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion this is little boy who dreams of being POTUS when he grows up...

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      1. Atticus+2.9million‏ @AtticusinCanada 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Elder Rubio gave a stellar performance in The Book of Mormon after all.

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      1. Kristi Knotts‏ @Trueangel1864 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @BuhByeGOP Who even cares that Rubio is running?

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      1. Murdergangshit‏ @Murdergangbitch 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Marco Rubio was a U.S. senator in 2010 he helped bring the American dreams back into reach of those who feel it is slipping away

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      1. The BOB‏ @CaptainTayvz19 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Isn't Rubio the guy who played Peter Gibbons in the movie Office Space?

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion A ninny

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      1. jdn‏ @jdngoa 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Marco Rubio is the kin of Marco Polo, who in trying to discover America, accidentally discovered India in 1743.?

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Cubans are known/for their own exaggerations /about themselves/media has to/look/search/for Rubio's story!!!

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 13 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion another Cuban???

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