@TheOnion so relieved this includes wingspan stats. So many other articles forgot to include!
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@TheOnion: Campaign Strategy: Overwhelming tide of inevitability http://onion.com/1afXGxy pic.twitter.com/q8TMFVGzu2” wingspan: 7' 6" :)
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@TheOnion I do understand humans are going to haven to live forever with GOD the bibble said .....
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@TheOnion@HarrietBaldwin No ethics, no experience and no balls. Typical for Washington but NOT what AMERICA needs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where is Waldo Clinton today?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only thing better is The Preemptive Use of Hillary Clinton!! http://tinyurl.com/yhl8zo2Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm for Hillary and@prensacuba Cuba.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Famous for her scandalous infamy. Qualifications for president? Zero! Like Obama.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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