@TheOnion “DOJ Announces Initiative To Deploy Smartphone-Carrying Byst…” Cute, but there's actually a non-profit that does this: @witnessorg
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@witnessorg:@TheOnion is a satirical / tongue-in-cheek newspaper; DOJ didn't really make that announcement. Link:http://onion.com/1DVFlUC -
@Greg_A_ Thanks for telling me about the MicorSoft anti virus, it works fine, no issues what to ever -
@carisbrook5 Glad to hear it but you should read this:http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2480487,00.asp …
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@TheOnion If an offender escapes arrest, is there no way of arresting the person another time? Is there no way to de escalating situation?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bystanders with smartphones will make any one who wants the public to lose confidence in the police think twice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion https://twitter.com/theonion/status/587340686480936963 … there goes our taxes. Where was this initiatives when it comes 2 capturing actual crimes?#WakeUpAmerica
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@TheOnion@bannerite They are likely to be stolen. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion The Onion is a satirical weekly publication published 52 times a year on Thursdays. Not to be taken seriously@bannerite -
@ImWatchingToo@TheOnion I'm well aware of it. But I bet she says the f word -
@bannerite@TheOnion some people aren't & take it seriously & I'm sure she says the f word I do quite often
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@TheOnion@GreatDismal They already have Sting Ray everywhere...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love it! I am so glad someone is watching it's sad getting shot like a runaway slave!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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