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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Apr 2015

    Bully Can’t Believe Classmate Took 4 Straight Years Of Being Told To Kill Herself Seriously http://onion.com/1DVEVxj pic.twitter.com/2Y1VXgefPs

    9:45 AM - 12 Apr 2015
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      1. James Overholt‏ @JamesOverholt 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Always fucked up when the fake news is more powerful than the real news

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      2. Chris‏ @jointrepair 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion why do you insist on reposting this offensive article? It's not funny.

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      3. Eryk Weber‏ @ErykWeber 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @jointrepair

        @jointrepair @TheOnion Because it is something that is important to talk about? Satire doesn't always make you laugh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris‏ @jointrepair 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @ErykWeber

        @ErykWeber @TheOnion the first 5 times I tolerated it but how many times are they going to post this piece of shit?

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      5. Eryk Weber‏ @ErykWeber 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @jointrepair

        @jointrepair @TheOnion This is the first time I've seen it, so I don't know what to tell you. Just ignore it and move on if you've seen it.

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      1. Exclusive T-Shirts‏ @EveryExclusive 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion #RESERVE_IT_NOW Your #Nose was in my #business again !! #LimitedEdition #Tshirt http://tr.im/noseday pic.twitter.com/GXPsMi6HDA

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      1. DIANE the PUNK‏ @DianeThePunk 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Kind of hitting pretty close to home there.

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      1. Jexis Lexington‏ @JexisLexington 12 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Tpgb12

        @Tpgb12 it's an Onion article...... but I think it's still pretty poignant.

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      1. ✧˖◡̈⃝°˖* steve‏ @patchracoon 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion damnn

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      1. Angel Fitzpatrick‏ @angelfitzpat51 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK Verbal abuse is still abuse. It should never be tolerated.

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      1. Parker McCalip‏ @kujou_hikari13 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Yaeh well when you tell that kind of s!@*% to some one they can take it seriously.

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      1. Bert H 2020‏ @berth2020 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion that is how how they think or you grow up call it hostile work enviro and sue the employer.

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