@TheOnion My wife always gets the stuff with the 12 types of whale semen, for that extra flare.
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@TheOnion Rand Paul's over permed hair needs this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"@TheOnion: In Lifestyle: Woman Drawn To Shampoo With Most Gruesome Description Of Hair http://onion.com/1cjsxen pic.twitter.com/ekgwCEXqmZ”
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