@TheOnion "Effect Of Rand Paul Campaign Bumper Sticker On Car’s Resale Value: -11.5%" perfect!
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Bwahaha hilarious “
@TheOnion: Here are some key facts to know about the first-term senator: http://onion.com/1cjsaAy pic.twitter.com/jGVR0aAyB4”
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@JesseLaGreca@TheOnion "Reaches fans as young as 18 and as old as 20" ftw
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@TheOnion guy with a squirrel on his head shows us he as squirrely as one he wears. WOMAN HATER cause he's jealous they are smarter than himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just curious, will you be poking fun at candidates on the Left the same way, or are you now coming out as partisan advocates? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion do libertarians have laws? if so, how do they make them without shooting each other?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion more importantly, who fucking cares.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pretty much a dork from what I've seen so far. Mama changed her mind & called him Rand. His birth name is Randy I believe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't forget to Donate! https://secure.randpaul.com/@RandPaulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Blegh. You guys used to be comedy, now political. I don't support this dude, but this shit is still dumb.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can we trust someone to be honest with us when he's not honest with himself? Worst rug ever. RP...you're balding, get over it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I dunno tell me i be uninterested.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Rand Paul sports a truly embarrassing wig.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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