@TheOnion Why wait? Similarly, Eric Holder could still go down as the greatest crime-fighter in Human history by ordering his own arrest.
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@TheOnion the onion is a fake news site dont let it fool youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Obama Fantasizes About Onodera Sitting On His Face During Last Day Of Presidency http://onion.com/1afXuhU pic.twitter.com/MsUZRvoggO”
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@TheOnion that is funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's aged.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that would be awesome do it nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What???!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bahahaha!! Perfect!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion heck yea you better put your self on strikeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hair is turning gray.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So do IThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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