@TheOnion @BILLY___MAY this plus smash and it would actually be you
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@TheOnion: Area Man’s Emotional State Completely Dependent On Outcome Of Professional Sporting Event http://onion.com/1yjjJiO ”@AHattenhauerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this hits a little bit close to home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know this man. -
@mondaydeb@TheOnion me too... Fred from Ottawa eh?... Did he write it? -
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter One Bush Two Bush Three Bush....One Clinton Two Clinton Three Clinton ....no more White House Family Trusts... MkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter Let us remember not to feel even a tiny bit sorry for Hillary. She has lived a life of privilege.. MkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter Breaking: Scientist Finds Secret to Universe, Backs Over it with Prius.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man’s Emotional State Completely Dependent On Outcome Of Professional Sporting Event http://onion.com/1yjjJiO ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JDingmann@TheOnion I literally got let out of work early last night because I was overly sad at the Bruins defeat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get a fucking girlfriend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#TheBeautyofSatire “@TheOnion Man’s Emotional State Completely Dependent On Outcome Of Professional Sporting Event http://onion.com/1yjjJiO ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly, all too true, even by the Onion's standards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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