@TheOnion I'm looking for an 18-35 year old woman to cook, clean, wash, and perform sex acts on me. You will not be compensated.
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@TheOnion count me in, but only if the position doesn't come with full health benefits or paid vacation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds like every Craigslist postThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But just think of the exposure!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wish I wasn't 17 -
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@TheOnion@sanchanta 10% profit every month->3 years 3% additional profit per week Come join us. If not now, when??? http://www.nkfx.com/home/Registration.aspx?referral=MYAshar88 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I will read what ever you want for half a package of milano cookies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Damn. Too old. “
@TheOnion: Seeking an 18-to-35 year old for a job as a#sponsored content reader. No compensation. http://onion.com/1aRrCS0 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is my dream jobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Makes me yearn for the days when I could be turned away only because I was incompetent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@101Lactations Go apply!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this a joke?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion then I will unfollow you#yougetwhatyoupay4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sign me up!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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