@TheOnion "Point"? I see what you did there.
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@TheOnion I think it was "guns don't kill people, spears kill people."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...guns are so much more humane!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NHA: "The only way to stop a bad guy with a harpoon is with a good guy with a harpoon."http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/12/21/nra-only-way-to-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-gun-is-with-a-good-guy-with-a-gun/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is his way of stating whaling is bad maybe?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@halrudnick Bye god his killing everyone! They've got family damn it! (Ha ha ha
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Brilliant .
@TheOnion Officials reported that the gun advocate's vicious 30-minute harpooning spree had thankfully left zero fatalities.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion way to elevate the case for harpoon bans you twirlers. At give me a chance to by some harpoon mfg. Stocks..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Got a Twilight Zone Ghost Story Thriller based on real events. Come visit http://www.prweb.com/releases/2015/04/prweb12635563.htm … It's time for some fun...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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