@TheOnion Charlie Hebdo staff could not be reached for sniffs and chortles.
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@proteinwisdom@TheOnion lmao I was being sarcastic, but that was pretty funny -
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@TheOnion or in case the situation has already been "escalated"...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lelijk. WijfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the ongoing danger from#ButtHurtWhiteDudes It's sad that this is so funny - funny because it's trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seems only prudent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion . . . Whatever. . .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion real American here y'allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1Ehgs4c pic.twitter.com/O0ksNAyxnL”


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@TheOnion And a photo of a dude in a bar, where patrons generally aren't allowed to firearms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so basically he's the real life Frank Reynolds@DannyDeVitoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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