“@TheOnion: Barber’s Paunch Keeps Touching Customer http://onion.com/1Cz5AsW pic.twitter.com/lDbPhv2b6m” @EmRose_x0 @k_kovatch omg 
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“@TheOnion: Barber’s Paunch Keeps Touching Customer http://onion.com/1Cz5AsW pic.twitter.com/lDbPhv2b6m” @EmRose_x0 @k_kovatch omg 
“@TheOnion: Barber’s Paunch Keeps Touching Customer http://onion.com/1Cz5AsW pic.twitter.com/T8f4pMxwSw” thx for staying slim @StephenDMason
@TheOnion this is why I've always thought a chain of topless barber shops would make hella $$$
@TheOnion Boobs on a client's head= bigger tips, paunch... not so much. Lessons I learned at hair school.
@TheOnion q: how did you find the perfect picture for this? A: you start with the picture
Happens to the best .@TheOnion
"@TheOnion: Barber’s Paunch Keeps Touching Customer http://onion.com/1Cz5AsW pic.twitter.com/aAOEPags6s" @anthpepitone
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