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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Apr 2015

    Belt Looks Weird On Child http://onion.com/1EczfO6 pic.twitter.com/ZdpB1R7rUY

    11:41 AM - 9 Apr 2015
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      1. Bob Addison‏ @riobobbo 9 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In addition to #trivagoguy @TheOnion Belt Looks Weird On Child http://onion.com/1EczfO6 pic.twitter.com/J8Q2iOaDwv

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      1. Hei Wa Wa‏ @yaqobhyndes 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Note to parents: giving a belt to what is essentially a cylinder with arms is counterproductive

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      1. такие дела‏ @mistery_jakes 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion He really needs a cool belt buckle, maybe one in the shape of Mt. Rushmore or Baby Huey.

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      1. slick mahony‏ @Name__Drop 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @ktweetyD

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      1. Courtney‏ @WcourtneyW 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @katttburnham

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      1. Mike‏ @mousedroppings Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @thomas_violence

        I saw this on Facebook with the question "How many layers does this child have?" Is the belt a layer? Did we settle that hot dog/sandwich thing?

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      1. michael 😢®‏ @polosweatz 10 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @JohnWilliam_III loob

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion And I bet it doesn't match his shoes.

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      1. Scott Mayer‏ @mayerofscotland 9 Apr 2015
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        .@TheOnion Elderly Look Weird In Headphones.

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      1. S. Tremaine Nelson‏ @stremainenelson 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @timjcoulter Hahahah.

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      1. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion looks fine to me British View

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      1. my handle played backwards says “hail satan”‏ @ssufyerdnivek 9 Apr 2015
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        CLARIFICATION: On anyone. // RT @TheOnion: Belt Looks Weird On Child http://onion.com/1EczfO6 pic.twitter.com/bXAfr3CVTe

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      1. jane‏ @JcJaneJetson 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion yep. without a tiny holster and shiny cap gun, it does look weird. we need to help this poor child!

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      1. Colleen Murphy‏ @cmaymurphy 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @ntownse2

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      1. RecoveringCynic‏ @Ms_DottyCee 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion That is what we Black southerners call a "church belt". Lol

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      1. Alex Bones Jones‏ @HolisticStone 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Yh take it off and beat him with it silly

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