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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Apr 2015

    PetSmart Manager Does Morning Sweep Of Enclosures For Dead Ones Before Opening Doors For Day http://onion.com/1INEoeA pic.twitter.com/xV0qEZ3Kq6

    8:55 AM - 9 Apr 2015
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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao

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      1.  🎃Scara 🦇Cate 🕸Ghoulasso 👻‏ @online_snail 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I worked at PetSmart and this isn't even satire it's exactly what I did. Also that's a PetCo. also who have I become

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      1. darrell‏ @FoxYamaha123 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion everyone commenting here should do some work on a farm for awhile and see what life is actually like

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      1. justin‏ @dangerkittydc 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion They really do use clear trash bags. Mom had me dumpster dive a PetSmart quite a few times.

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      1. Maureen Callahan‏ @MaureenCallaha2 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion horrible

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      1. Rythen @ salt mines‏ @Rythen 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion My favorite part is that this is a Petco store.

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      2. KeenGaze‏ @KeenGaze 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @GSD_SteVB Is this parody? this doesnt seem like parody. Disclaimer: I did something very similar as a job once.

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      3. darrell‏ @FoxYamaha123 9 Apr 2015
        Replying to @KeenGaze

        @KeenGaze @TheOnion @GSD_SteVB look up the onions website, shouldn't be hard to figure out

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      2. Carolyn Rea‏ @The_Gilbert_23 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @BellaDawn01527 WTH? How about #Petsmart care for it living creatures with the charity they get money for?? #AnimalRights

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      3. darrell‏ @FoxYamaha123 9 Apr 2015
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        @The_Gilbert_23 @TheOnion @BellaDawn01527 fun fact: animals die

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      4. Carolyn Rea‏ @The_Gilbert_23 9 Apr 2015
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        You .@FoxYamaha123 are sick! Animals dieing are not a fun fact. .@PetSmart can take better care of #Pets @TheOnion @BellaDawn01527

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      5. darrell‏ @FoxYamaha123 9 Apr 2015
        Replying to @The_Gilbert_23

        @The_Gilbert_23 you missed my point,animals die just like people or any other living thing

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      1. K Kins‏ @king_kalpana 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion so sad but so true

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      1. Jay Richardson‏ @JayRichardsonVA 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion No company PR training for store managers? What to say/not say/authorized interviews/talking points? Wow.

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      1. hose‏ @mexillennialjr 9 Apr 2015
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        .@TheOnion Too real. 😭

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      1. Tape Suey‏ @TapeSuey 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion the sad part is that reality is so much worse than satire could take it.

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @ZimJay 9 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Dubya? is r animals learning.

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