@TheOnion I'd love to be professional bystander. Where can I sign up?
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@TheOnion We agree!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sad thing is, as big of a laugh as this is - it's the only thing that seems to work at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What?! No! I won't tolerate such blatant gov't intrusion into our lives! Gov't intrusion should only be limited to our bedrooms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SchadenJake I thought this nitwit quit months ago.#PleasegoawayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SchadenJake Boma phone getting an upgrade. LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think that's an excellent idea!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hi, can they audit all the public safety around the nation. We're located in Santa Clara County. Start with Sunnyvale DPS. ThanksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No lie. New Orleans has an app for the french quarter to make everyone who has it a member of a task force.http://Fqtaskforce.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wonderful, can I have one? With excellent video and voice please!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Behind the curve on this one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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