They feel less and less like a satirical paper everyday. RT @TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1E6PhJo pic.twitter.com/wvizajN96r
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They feel less and less like a satirical paper everyday. RT @TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1E6PhJo pic.twitter.com/wvizajN96r
@eric_d_evans
next time 
@TheOnion this is hardly satire. Everything described here seems accurate to me
@TheOnion this one's in poor taste.
@TheOnion This shooting occurred in daylight in a populated area. Imagine what happens at night in more remote places.
@TheOnion On target, as always. Ooph!
@TheOnion NO excuse shooting man in back...eight times?????I would like to know the story that was not recorded????
@TheOnion Hands up and down on the ground needs to taught in black communities. It could save your life.
@TheOnion nailed it
@TheOnion What has this world become!!!!!



Poor boy
@TheOnion based on a majority of these tweets, this article has completely flew over some of your skulls.
@TheOnion you need to cover near term human extinction...you can do it, you are ingenious.
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1E6PhJo pic.twitter.com/IpCV6mwPvn” @KevinBertolino this did make me chuckle
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