@TheOnion Hey, the world needs cake and Skee-Ball.
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@TheOnion and methThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This article should qualify as canonical literatureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Their sacrifice shall not be forgotten.Let us remember them with tokens,pizzas and noise!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion worked there. 100% can confirm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't forget baby teeth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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