@TheOnion man you guys come up with the funniest material! You guys rock!
#bestfakenewsever
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New self-driving car with "Advanced Culpability-Evasion System." Genius!
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1GIMAOr pic.twitter.com/23xh6UpKFB
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@theonion I'll buy one if it can fly, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@YehudaMoon great now bike riders have to watch out for reckless empty cars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what happenedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New York mob orders 100! "Now we really weren't there!", unnamed capo says.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@brendonwalsh looks like it's not capable, but she's doing it, the lil b*tch ! Anywho it's chinese on chinese action, 'tsall good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, i love your fake news...you had me at "Culpability-Evasion System"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT @TheOnion: Engineers Unveil New Driverless Car Capable Of Committing Hit-And-Run http://onion.com/1GIMAOr pic.twitter.com/kA5eZvX2o6
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