@TheOnion Common...we don't know if he has a sense of humour...it's funny...if he was being sarcastic. 
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion … now that’s funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion what's Walgreens' mascot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.