@TheOnion ABSOLUTELY NO SAUSAGE
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@TheOnion this is ridiculously embarrassing for all of humanity..anti- gay?? People should be ashamed..
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@TheOnion I guess they didn't go with the "Guns for Tots" boutique idea.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel much better now that I know that haters won't go hungry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no special sauce, pleaseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did all the funds go to God? Or their church? No? Big surprise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion where's the satire? I can watch the news for these reactions. Doesn't feel like the onion at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion beats losing $$ making shitty pizzas...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey - I only need 68 thousand pledges of one dollar each - no more no less, man, 68K, $1 each. Who's in?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Misinformation" , "Comedy"; what's the difference, really? Getting a chuckle out of the dumb kids is the important thing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Extra Cheese, Please!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's "whomever." No wonder people dont fund your web series.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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