Always funny @TheOnion: "Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1C6Tsjx pic.twitter.com/uAtBIQZ9x1”
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Always funny @TheOnion: "Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1C6Tsjx pic.twitter.com/uAtBIQZ9x1”
“@TheOnion: Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1C6Tsjx pic.twitter.com/ftwd3S8YWP” @CodyMRichardson
@TheOnion man always turns to @piersmorgan to escalate everything worth escalating
@TheOnion @PhdTeresa looking for trouble!!! These are responsible gun owners??!!!
“@TheOnion: Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1C6Tsjx pic.twitter.com/lH8abBFUj4” 

@TheOnion @DavidpaulLevy Satire, but sadly, not far from the truth of life in USA.
“@TheOnion: Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation http://onion.com/1C6Tsjx pic.twitter.com/GlOYTvHpb2” @tjacks823
@NotBrianAhearn I LOLed at this at lunch with my coworkers and boss and had to explain and now they think I'm weird(er)
@tjacks823 That is probably the best possible reaction
@TheOnion dip of snuff anyone?
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