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@TheOnion that may be the funniest article The Onion has ever done



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@TheOnion Rejection can also be a blessing, gives you a chance to look at other options which in turn might be better & rewarding. Look up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I laughed, but it hurt a little.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that couldn't be more false. Without failure there is no success. You can't appreciate success until you've experienced failure -
@Drositor@TheOnion I agree! Help me out with success! http://www.gofundme.com/qrabue
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@TheOnion This is my fucking life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You should send this to@UWNotFair followers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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