@TheOnion desalination and de-coke-Ing for ending draught!
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Ban Coke and save California's crops!
@agdayTV@USFarmReport@FarmersWeekly@TheOnion@Hawkeye1797Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, and Nestle is trying to gobble up the rest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carlquintanilla You can't believe everything you read. Well, I guess you can if you want.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Keep coke and ban flushing the toilets to save water! Why not then have a pee "al fresco" which helps to irrigate the plants! LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion explains why I crave it fortnightly!#hydrationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion answer to the#CADrought perhaps?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you guys were satirical?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But is there enough water to replace the embryonic fluid of all the#19kidsandcounting?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seems i have to drink alot of cokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so over the topThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Possible contributor or solution to
#CAdrought via@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1BSXzyH pic.twitter.com/bMG2HxEiWk?
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@TheOnion what can all the water found in diet coke fill?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought your articles were satirical...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There is a certain truth to this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All for the love of fizz…………..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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