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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Apr 2015

    In Focus: "Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2 pic.twitter.com/7TUqyHt5Jp

    3:15 PM - 2 Apr 2015
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      1. Joseph Luciano Rega‏ @JosephRega 2 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That's why you buy it already enriched. You don't buy white flour and enrich it at home. #BakedGoods #Vitamins

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      1. Andrew Comstock  🎃‏ @Drewcomstock 2 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion:"Do those assholes know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2  pic.twitter.com/emSZ6nNgLl”@morhannah @BrentRicM

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      2. Martynick‏ @dmartynick 2 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2  pic.twitter.com/J0QoaOj8BM” @heydaveelmy

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      3. David Elmy‏ @heydaveelmy 2 Apr 2015
        Replying to @dmartynick

        @dmartynick @TheOnion great angle. No one considers the hard working nuclear scientists that are left jobless when peace accords are struck

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      1. The speed of the egg‏ @Robertized 5 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @VeraVanHorne Jew walks into a pub; "can u tell me where the butchers' is, there's a joke at 2o'clock and I'm the punchline"!

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      1. Lotssa Bop‏ @Lotssabop 3 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @thegrugq I bet most people can empathize with the asshole part

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      1. lean six padawan‏ @googlit 2 Apr 2015
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        L'dOL at this. “@TheOnion http://onion.com/1BSSSF2  pic.twitter.com/EKKG8xAL1F”

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      1. Squatch, Cryptozoological Voter‏ @GuitarSquatch1 2 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: "Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2  pic.twitter.com/KVOZN2TMAv”

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      1. MaTT FLaMMaBLe‏ @MaTTFLaMMaBLe 2 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: "Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2 " @DanielBarb1234

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      1. TEX‏ @trueblueTEX 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion He could get a job serving pizza in Indiana.

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      1. Kayla Marie Monk‏ @Kboogieprincess 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion-not funny

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      1. Burlap_Assassin‏ @Burlap_Assassin 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion ...Twelve years spent trying to bomb Israel. Twelve years wasted.

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      1. ABLE‏ @nova_patriot 2 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: "Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium?" http://onion.com/1BSSSF2  pic.twitter.com/3r3lt4rn8S” 😜

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      1. Marcelito‏ @mar29en 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion no worries, I'm sure Iran will continue their nuclear arms work in secret. Just like S.Africa, Israel, India, Pakistan & N.Korea.

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      1. AerynFulton‏ @AerynFulton 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Tragically he has yet to receive a lethal dose of gamma irradiation, but we have high hopes for the future!

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      1. al damato‏ @al_damato 2 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Poor bastard

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