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@krystaelaine@TheOnion it's about time. Lol
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@TheOnion Only straight booze. No more water, soda water, etc.#WhiskeyNeat#shotsshotsshots#InstantWhiteGirlWastedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I will order shots of water ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how do they do it.i wanna knowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No more crushed ice in margaritas. Only cubes will be allowed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Between this & the live-action Winnie the Pooh film, Disney's destroying my childhood. Blasting those costumed employees was fun!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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