@TheOnion Make sweating illegal.
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@TheOnion Provide discount coupons for dinner at several high quality restaurants in Nevada, Arizona, and Oregon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Use glitter as rain for all movie and television productions in California.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Limit car washes, for cars under $100,000, to one day a month.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Banning wildfires in months containing "r"'s.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny! check out our attempt at http://www.ladolcevitaproductions.com/#StayFilthyCali#StopWastingWaterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Utter stupidity
@TheOnion. Next thing you know, they'll come up with some assinine hoax like#ActOnClimate to blame for their drought. smhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *laughs and cries simultaneously, saves tears for future drinking water* http://onion.com/1y3RpAU pic.twitter.com/AhtCC13CzZ
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@SergeMH “@TheOnion: Here are some of Cali's new measures in response to a four-year drought: http://onion.com/1y3RpAU pic.twitter.com/E5xnnPLxf6”
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