@TheOnion @SDotGesek I laughed so hard @ this "allowing your car to respond to an accident by squealing out of the area as fast as possible"
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@BillzMillz4@TheOnion lmao fuckin gold.man sometimes they nail it
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@stvmartinsbanjo Perfection in any project has always had its little hit and we run away and blame... people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@stvmartinsbanjo The wave of the future includes the nincompoops of todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Engineers Unveil New Driverless Car Capable Of Committing Hit-And-Run http://onion.com/1IUUgNk pic.twitter.com/LE6lGhYemm
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@TheOnion@GordonWerner straight outta' Rockstar games.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion without a doubt my new top Onion Article!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and there's our Turing test.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm glad they're building human error into our technologyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope there's a safety lock on the future asshole chasing feature because I'm a big chicken.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Engineers Unveil New Driverless Car Capable Of Committing Hit-And-Run http://onion.com/1IUUgNk pic.twitter.com/Jj7LD3rJuo” Perfection.
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@TheOnion@BaldGuyGreeting@sacca we clearly need more carless drivers. http://www.carlessdrivers.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that standard or do you have to pay extra?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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