“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/oD5TJ1EdCt” ask Caesar
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“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/oD5TJ1EdCt” ask Caesar
@TheOnion @Punjikasthala damn. if only i'd heeded that one omen... the one where, uh, um... you know the one i mean
@TheOnion yeah, like the the warning label on the cigarette carton.
@TheOnion @DentonBryce told you.
@celesterose29 i knew I shouldn't have left my house today
@DentonBryce why what omen did you see?
@TheOnion @UFOReportcouk BaHaHa!
@TheOnion Invisible dog is a thing?...oh...it's a left-over from 1st April isn't it...
@TheOnion I'm worried that this being the first tweet I see might be an omen 
RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/1Drqap1QAM
@TheOnion
Does a semi-truck horn count?
RT "@TheOnion @101ankan Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/wSLidKmwLW"
Got my acorn!
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/dtFHtQD0X2”
@TheOnion the fact that this pops up in my feed 2 times a day is starting to worry me
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/yaUqyZeUd5”// hahahaha
@TheOnion Rottweilers are omens?
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1akm8Px pic.twitter.com/F0hDytavGi” @a_reims
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