“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/g1cuI2ozXL” @BrothamanSlam
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“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/g1cuI2ozXL” @BrothamanSlam
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/V1REQOJKU3” sorry in advance guys
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/BShNn6BB2k” me next year honestly
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/FynZjDMejq” this is classic 
@TheOnion Take this time to prepare yourself for Community College by binge drinking and cutting yourself.
@TheOnion Remember, the college bd doesn't know you personally, it's all about what's written about you, so it could have been a lot worse.
@TheOnion Remember, the rejection is not about who you are, it's about what you've been.
“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/uTSJVElTLQ” Great advice for grad school applicants too!
#blessed
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cheer yourself up with a treat that you don’t deserve. http://onion.com/1IRIhzV pic.twitter.com/yjlwUUtEcV” ouch!
.@TheOnion it's sad though because this was definitely a major letdown during the course of my life :(
@TheOnion you're awful, I love you <3
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