@TheOnion oh you are among thousands of rejected losers, no worries.
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@TheOnion I'm a dogThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When one door closes, remember another will open. A college rejection doesn't mean not qualified--often too many applicants.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol, yep, this is truthfully how this generation is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A Jeep can cheer up any day, come see Dee at#dullesmotorcars for your remedy...pic.twitter.com/2L16FXe0V5
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@TheOnion Yes you can. Same feeling if one is unemployed and gets a job rejection after positive interviews.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A message to my high school senior friends “
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1IREW40 pic.twitter.com/6eI9Ap3D9C”
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