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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Apr 2015

    In Focus: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster http://onion.com/1BQSYOq pic.twitter.com/fNViffTzwh

    9:27 AM - 1 Apr 2015
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    • Paweł Rudzki Lizzy Neubauer Lance Rothstein Jobayer Hussain jp J $ymz Paul Strohschein Herculeneum McNutt Judy Schwab
    41 replies 410 retweets 541 likes
      1. Jake Jones‏Verified account @JJones_Official 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster http://onion.com/1BQSYOq  pic.twitter.com/1qU7fHmJT8”

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      1. CooperEvans‏ @CooperEvansT 1 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster http://onion.com/1BQSYOq  pic.twitter.com/PFTZ53qMZr” @ZeCoop1

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      1. Rioluke‏ @Rioluke 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion i want to get off mr. Bones wild ride!

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      2. Steve Scott‏Verified account @SteveScottNEWS 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, if @TheOnion posts something on #AprilFools Day, does that mean it's true? @wcbs880 @Evansweather

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bill Evans‏Verified account @Evansweather 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @SteveScottNEWS

        @SteveScottNEWS @TheOnion @wcbs880 I wondered myself.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Courtney Keagy‏ @minikegg 2 Apr 2015
        Replying to @DeanMMorrow

        @DeanMMorrow @TheSpanishGame "passengers are recommended to securely strap nonperishable foods and important medications to their body" #WTF

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Courtney Keagy‏ @minikegg 14 Jul 2016
        Replying to @minikegg @DeanMMorrow @TheSpanishGame

        do you guys remember this?? I flipped the fout and thought it was real

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Patrick Hebda‏ @Pathebda 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster http://onion.com/1BQSYOq  pic.twitter.com/RedQeiuSzW” this can't be real

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Timmay‏ @RunLikeDeer 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Pathebda

        @Pathebda @TheOnion the onion is a satirical news website

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Brian Johnson‏ @btwizzlee 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-MileLong Endurance Coaster http://onion.com/1BQSYOq  pic.twitter.com/5bLvMlwUCM” What nigga.....

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      2. Daniel Jos. Leary‏ @DanielJosLeary 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Screw you. It's April Fools. You made this story up! I'm not trusting any Onion headlines today.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Bat Ghoulesbee‏ @Matt_Grigsby 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @DanielJosLeary

        @DanielJosLeary @TheOnion well, you probably shouldn't trust anything the onion says... It's a satirical news site. You know that right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Daniel Jos. Leary‏ @DanielJosLeary 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Matt_Grigsby

        @TheOnion Now you're trying to make a fool out of me @Matt_Grigsby. It won't work. I'm way too good at detecting this stuff.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bat Ghoulesbee‏ @Matt_Grigsby 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @DanielJosLeary

        @DanielJosLeary @TheOnion wow... Okay then. I fear for humanity. You certainly aren't the brightest crayon in the box...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Daniel Jos. Leary‏ @DanielJosLeary 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Matt_Grigsby

        Shows what you know @Matt_Grigsby there are no such as electric crayons. I spent the last hour googling to make sure. @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Matthew‏ @king_matti 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @DanielJosLeary

        @DanielJosLeary @Matt_Grigsby @TheOnion When your sarcasm is so strong no one knows.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Daniel Jos. Leary‏ @DanielJosLeary 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @king_matti

        @king_matti @Matt_Grigsby @TheOnion It's the spirit of the day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Puma #FreeRaif‏ @PumaBare 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham If only!

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      1. Tim Wallaert‏ @TimWallaert 1 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TouringPlans when will this be integrated into the Lines app? “@TheOnion: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster” 😄

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