“@TheOnion: Crusted Ring Around NyQuil Bottle Top Coming Along Nicely http://onion.com/1G4294L pic.twitter.com/g5drXVzlRO” 

MY LIFE.
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“@TheOnion: Crusted Ring Around NyQuil Bottle Top Coming Along Nicely http://onion.com/1G4294L pic.twitter.com/g5drXVzlRO” 

MY LIFE.
@TheOnion Bottle of Beefeaters almost empty though. Got to stop making those drinks too strong.
“@TheOnion: Crusted Ring Around NyQuil Bottle Top Coming Along Nicely http://onion.com/1G4294L pic.twitter.com/DtS4FhIYv3” @louisa_angly
“@TheOnion: Crusted Ring Around NyQuil Bottle Top Coming Along Nicely http://onion.com/1G4294L pic.twitter.com/yVkhtNB4v4”
@TheOnion U stupid, hahahaha
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