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We've lost something, America. RT:@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1xw7dMe pic.twitter.com/h3XrrKe40c
@TheOnion Research indicated that most girls are too busy holding the door closed after another night out with a weirdo they met online
@TheOnion it's the #porchdick s fault
@TheOnion The world is now full of BODIES in LOVE but not MINDS in LOVE.. MOST havent found their HAPPINESS. How can you share it w/ OTHERS?
@TheOnion But encouraging report suggest girlfriends taking it in the back door is up 85%.
@TheOnion Related Study: Repeatedly Saying "Yes!" and Dancing in Place on the Rise
@TheOnion Oh the Humanity! Thanks Obama.
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