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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Mar 2015

    Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe pic.twitter.com/0aAo5BVFv8

    9:44 AM - 31 Mar 2015
    • 964 Retweets
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    • the girl reading this Senia ioct Christina Rodriguez O’Neal’ Melanie Anisa Maurer mohamed Tri Zoe Katz
    79 replies 964 retweets 1,456 likes
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      2. Lindsay Zoladz‏Verified account @lindsayzoladz 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion cool profile of @lfitzmaurice!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Larry Fitzmaurice‏ @lfitzmaurice 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @lindsayzoladz

        @lindsayzoladz So fucked up, this isn’t even me anymore, I feel betrayed

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Larry Fitzmaurice‏ @lfitzmaurice 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @lfitzmaurice

        @lindsayzoladz I still haven’t been to Olive Garden or Wal-Mart though

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Aaron Dery‏ @Aarooooonn 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/Myl6iaVoD0” @_teaghan @noahlira

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      2. J.Dickens-Massengill‏ @OlderQuarter 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/jCeUJETLNG” HAH.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Menestres‏ @AbstractTruth 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @OlderQuarter

        @oldquartermusic Message received John! I'll go listen to more Katy Perry now. Jeezzzzzzzzzzzz.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. very BOOfessional‏ @rachelmillman 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Yelix god I love this

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      2. Yuma Wray‏ @YumaWray 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/bdBVJYmYpn” I resemble this tweet

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Also, Resist‏ @kali_nichta 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @YumaWray

        @YumaWray @TheOnion I think that's half my Twitter stream.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. ...‏Verified account @bran_camp 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jongraef Oh, god. I literally do not know Chandelier or Sia. Ugh... I'm the butt of an Onion joke.

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      1. Mark Jones‏ @darkphones 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/FiPlBcQMmw” @Whatever_Nathan

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      2. Jason Segel I Guess‏ @DavidKajinkjink 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/fW3B8SfD3x”@Re_hashed

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      1. Ryan‏ @kuvosa 31 Mar 2015
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        .@TheOnion oh hey its me

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      1. Butch Jones Beat UT by 37‏ @NotGreggg 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/hG7YcUPAkV” @chags @luke_rabun

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      1. omen‏ @momensnotice 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Avoiding Popular Songs Somehow Accomplishment For Local Man http://onion.com/1BMmpBe  pic.twitter.com/D9yLH214Z9” dats me

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