@TheOnion He should become the advisor for all Republican candidates.
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@TheOnion Guess it wasn't worth the money, bastard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey, your supposed to report fake news! This one might just be closer to the truth than you know!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion donate $80 for mercura16.frThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This guy is a 'food apportioner'?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When are we going to find out Obama was playing rope-a-dope in that first debate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If this is true then I can see why they leaked the emails--Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion keep your enemies closer???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or a waiter with a smart phone and a conscience!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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