@TheOnion Your empty threats do not scare me. ;)
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@TheOnion Us Aussies hope you can help us speak up for captive dolphins at Sea World. They've been performing slaves since the 1970s.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks for telling me the date this morning, keep up the good workThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Y'all need some work on your snap gameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the only way you can force me to do something is with a gunThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Alex Jones Died! Most@gcntweet Are DeadYouHaveAids.No Money Homeless#deathpenalty@RCMP_Nat_Div@BarackObama@CNN@CBCNewsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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TIL there's already a SwankyDoodle on snapchat. :( MT
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@swankydoodle@TheOnion Yeah someone stole my fucking kickass screenname on that whore of a service too.
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@TheOnion Antonio Saillant interviewed by BullSpike Radio. Exclusive: AJ PERO THE TWISTED, DRUMMING, MOVIE STARhttp://bullspikeradionews.wordpress.com/2015/03/30/aj-pero-the-twisted-drumming-movie-star/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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