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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau pic.twitter.com/vfMEP14Zaw

    9:00 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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      1. Hencye Sights‏ @HencyeSights 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/jdVFTfYMzk” WE MADE IT

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      1. GlasspieceKing‏ @K_TownJester 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/kxOUkc66UM”@jenkasey @PootzMaGoo

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      1. John‏ @Jwish23 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/lbZdRJjj6W” @LexusHeld

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      1. E‏ @adamwente 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/chZF7D23xD” @turner_dane

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      1. Donna Bummer‏ @rebeccagt94 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/RihEwQdSai” @CarolTomp

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      2. Michael Adam Berry‏ @_Adam_Berry 31 Mar 2015
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        @JoeOBKY “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/U4OaG2Lrda”

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      1. soultwist93‏ @soultwist93 31 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion heaven help the gay penguins.

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      1. Bobby Cabaniss‏ @bobbycabaniss 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/IQjecfduKh”@Cartright_

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      1. Donald Collins‏ @speakteachwrite 30 Mar 2015
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        #BoycottIndiana -DUH “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/2wwfFDdgaS”

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      1. eggslivesmatter brea  ❌‏ @brea55055 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion watch the ferguson protesters showing true colors in their own words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyzHB6Ninc …

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      1. MA Political Urbanist‏ @nightingale227 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion this made my night

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Trip to a zoo isn't symbolic. If the person has a chance (and it's not too far) he can visit another. Our focus/major events.

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      1. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Mike Pence Defends Indiana’s Religious Freedom Law, Says Its Not ‘Anti-Gay’ The Inquisitr · 16 minutes ago

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      1. Trey “IU Footbal Hype Man” McKean‏ @TheTallSouthpaw 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/BWk0aqRgJ9” 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Max Crews‏ @CrewsMax 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Chris Reffett‏ @creffett315 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CqAmau  pic.twitter.com/kkK7OpuaHg”. Awesome

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      1. James Bonsall‏ @JamesBonsall 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion you have it all wrong! The story is about police departments nationwide breathing sigh of relief media/activists are distracted.

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      1. Casey Jarombek‏ @CJBlaskewicz 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @dsilverman i buy it

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