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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb pic.twitter.com/LfwD7w3G2K

    7:45 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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      1. Arena Jackson, PhD‏ @nauchette 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/H52Wrv6Fio” #scstate_RYS15 #scstate_RYS15

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      2. treena chambers‏ @adogabroadayear 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/kTKfIekST1” @DelBauchery

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Dina Del Don't Be Scared‏ @DelBauchery 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @adogabroadayear

        @adogabroadayear @TheOnion HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!pic.twitter.com/bMUWxAzI4i

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      1. josh‏ @turnaround_j 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @patronusisotter RT@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb pic.twitter.com/iDNllNc4vl

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      1. Shane O’Hara‏ @Shane_OHara 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/1mfWgOVE9X” @AlexWarzecha

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      2. PaulM‏ @PaulMurphyBooks 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JonsCrazyTweets An otter is almost a beaver......

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @PaulMurphyBooks

        @PaulMurphyBooks @TheOnion I'm laughing harder at the fact that otters AREN'T that big! XD

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      4. PaulM‏ @PaulMurphyBooks 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @JonsCrazyTweets

        @JonsCrazyTweets @TheOnion some are *shudders*

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      5. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @PaulMurphyBooks

        @PaulMurphyBooks @TheOnion I've never seen an otter that big! XD

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      6. PaulM‏ @PaulMurphyBooks 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @JonsCrazyTweets

        @JonsCrazyTweets @TheOnion Good, Jon. Good. you can die knowing you are a lucky man !!!!!!!!!!

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      7. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @PaulMurphyBooks

        @PaulMurphyBooks (Laughs) I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure they don't get that big! They're about two feet long! XD

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      8. PaulM‏ @PaulMurphyBooks 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @JonsCrazyTweets

        @JonsCrazyTweets Yeah but Im speaking as a #european :)

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      9. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @PaulMurphyBooks

        @PaulMurphyBooks Oh. Then whatever metric equivalent is! XD

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      1. pub bre‏ @bretarded 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/1gdmDRaxse” omfg

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      1. Becky Black  📚‏ @beckyblackbooks 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @renae_jones Ouch. Now I'm seeing the otter thinking "what is this bullshit? Take me back to the aquarium! I had my own room!"

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      1. Tom Scott‏ @tomscottYGB 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion this is exactly it.

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      1. FillMyVoid‏ @Cecilree 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/z6NPmRBccV” lol the wild

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      1. Aaron ฿ Kopplin‏ @a_daddy_fresh 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabilitated Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/JpdYaZIUhJ” 😟😂😂😂

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      1. Jeremy Ross‏Verified account @JeremyAdamRoss 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Rehabbed Otter Released Back Into Food Chain http://onion.com/1CqAhUb  pic.twitter.com/EEi1z2eIGc” @lindsaycohen TOP O THE FOOD CHAIN!

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      1. Mark Spaulding‏ @CnvCurmudgeon 31 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @bradshorr Yes, a crucial link between the abalone and the orca.

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