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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Indiana Governor Insists New Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do http://onion.com/1CEI42i pic.twitter.com/oIBedqIO1i

    6:00 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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    54 replies 1,785 retweets 1,310 likes
      1. slick rubin‏ @dub_lu 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion blud look like Eminem

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      2. ↫*•♪•♡ĠÿṗṡÿṠÿẍ♡•♪•*↬‏ @GypsySyx 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Onion's first non-satirical piece?

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      1. Kimbal Musk‏Verified account @kimbal 30 Mar 2015
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        😂😂😂“@TheOnion: Indiana Gov Insists Law Has Nothing To Do w Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do http://onion.com/1CEI42i  pic.twitter.com/TZrh4rAnoH”

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      1. Aaron Booth‏ @ActorAaronBooth 30 Mar 2015
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        Apparently they are actually reporting actual news now? "@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1CEI42i  pic.twitter.com/RjIOle8D1Y”

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      1. Levi Damien‏Verified account @LeviDamien 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion wait, that actually happened. When did you guys start reporting actual news?

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      2. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion btw, why is it that a religious cant exercise his/her freedom to show disgust to whom je/she chooses.. its the same thing as pride

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @rizza_mohammad

        @TheOnion ya see how serious they are? they are willing to sqcrifice profit and risk closure just so.. say whores dont step on their shops..

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      4. John Guy‏ @dirtracer460 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @rizza_mohammad

        @rizza_mohammad @TheOnion #fools it had motif to do worn whores queers of even stupid people Does religion not have a right to exist anymore

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      5. John Guy‏ @dirtracer460 30 Mar 2015
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        @rizza_mohammad @TheOnion # fools it has nothing to do with whores queers or even stupid people Does Religion not have a right to exist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dirtracer460

        @dirtracer460 i think you didnt get my point. i said religion has the right to practice, to include but not limited to refuse peeps.

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      7. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
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        @dirtracer460 i believe, and im not saying you should do the same, that religion is a way of life. if i have a shop and prostituton is..

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      8. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
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        @dirtracer460 not something i believe in, i should have the right to refuse them.

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      9. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 30 Mar 2015
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        @dirtracer460 lets say my shop is open to kids... i believe that seeing whores around showing their boobs is bad for these kids.

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      1. crystal white‏ @cwhite30 11 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @jebocanegra1 Sad part is there's not a spit of difference between Pence & rest of the #GOP Clown Clones #GOPHatesPoorPeople

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      1. Tweet Tweet‏ @Bluestate1984 31 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Brilliant! #BoycottIndiana

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      1. nicolas poppe‏ @nicpoppe 30 Mar 2015
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        MT: @TheOnion: Indiana Gov Insists New Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do http://onion.com/1CEI42i  #BoycottIndiana

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      1. John Guy‏ @dirtracer460 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @clarkgregg #Get off my Governor ams get of my state! ! Your trying to make something out of nothing. This law is a federal law!!

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