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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg pic.twitter.com/zctvkuvoXS

    3:30 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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    18 replies 340 retweets 402 likes
      1. Salem Stanley‏ @salemstanley 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fascinating RT @TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxietyhttp://onion.com/1CEGBcg 

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I find this article upsetting. I think I'll go have a sandwich to make myself feel better.

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      1. kate kelton‏ @katekelton 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion #Impossible

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      1. k‏ @thereeesaa 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  pic.twitter.com/rNlSOVed5g” LOL

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      1. Jon  🌐‏ @JonFilmFan 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion probably the same scientists that tell us the planet is warming and the universe is billions of years old. Fools

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @DaddybTweet 1 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  pic.twitter.com/rwtN18pz7b” - They lie!

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      1. Greig Cowan‏ @GreigCowan 31 Mar 2015
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        Higgs has used his Nobel prize as a platform for tackling bigger issues… http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  @TheOnion #HiggsBoson

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      1. Jake Reeves‏ @jakereeves 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion doubt it.

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      1. Carlo Thomas‏ @CarloT3Content 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I knew those people eating healthy knew something I didn't... Conspiracy!

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      1. Drug War Repeal‏ @DrugWarRepeal 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that Nobel laureate Peter Higgs on the right?

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      2. spooky 기디츠‏ @gidwyz 30 Mar 2015
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        Fucking liars “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg pic.twitter.com/OVBQLKzlto

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      3. Duke of Windsor‏ @kintha 30 Mar 2015
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        @gidwyz @TheOnion gotta eat to be able to fart in someone's office

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      1. Christopher Smith‏ @SmithToph 30 Mar 2015
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        Big if true “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  pic.twitter.com/FmeJJZoGX1”

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      1. Zorro más-que-urbano‏ @DrXaverius 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @IsmaMullor don't buy it, it's probably just in mice

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      1. Lockie Chapman‏ @lockiechapman 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  pic.twitter.com/0XmdeDLwOq”#hahah 😜

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      1. Liz “birds no longer best team” Kardash‏ @liztweets5 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Scientists Discover Eating Serves Function Other Than Easing Anxiety http://onion.com/1CEGBcg  pic.twitter.com/bnTqwRZxmc” 👌

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      1. luxury office‏ @luxuryoffice2 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion donate $10 for mercura16.fr

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      1. Jon  🌐‏ @JonFilmFan 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion lies! What does this "science" know anyways?

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