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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L pic.twitter.com/o3MX48nSZs

    12:13 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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      1. Alec Pack‏ @AlecPack 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AYoungGent 😂😂😂 “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L  pic.twitter.com/bp5E5Fprng”

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      2.  ✨VOTE NOVEMBER 6 ✨‏ @belizmarq 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L  pic.twitter.com/MUqZ5HwRQm” @yesthisisamber_

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      1. Justin Williams‏ @pod_lonnie 31 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L  pic.twitter.com/hMqGIwHwvF” @MorganLee3 hehe

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      1. Paige James‏ @Paige_E_James 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L  pic.twitter.com/PSExfkam1d” The struggle is real

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      1. Benjamin‏ @bin_jamin1 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoo http://onion.com/1CE969L  pic.twitter.com/dBkXIw34T7” @RobertAC93 😂😂😂

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      2. k‏ @DonHlousek 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why would you boycott Ind.when 19 other states have simular laws? For every action there is a reaction. Take from many for a few.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dr. Christopher Wilcox‏ @Malakibel 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @DonHlousek

        @DonHlousek @TheOnion true about other states, but like Georgia I think they are rethinking their decisions.

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      2. Richard Ray‏ @iamrichardray 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion cc: @co_dehart

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      2. Seth Birnbaum‏ @sethbirnbaum 30 Mar 2015
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        @kintha's dilemma RT @TheOnion Man Torn Between Boycotting Indiana, Visiting Evansville Zoohttp://onion.com/1CE969L 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Duke of Windsor‏ @kintha 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @sethbirnbaum

        Duke of Windsor Retweeted Mesker Park Zoo

        @sethbirnbaum @TheOnion If only my own trip could receive such clear-cut sanctionhttps://twitter.com/meskerparkzoo/status/582624268070051840 …

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        Mesker Park Zoo @meskerparkzoo
        Replying to @ECPjohnmartin
        @ECPjohnmartin @ECP_Gootee @TheOnion They got the names of the animals right! All are welcome to visit Mesker Park Zoo!
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Seth Birnbaum‏ @sethbirnbaum 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @kintha

        @kintha NCAA's pretty corrupt, so you're not going to get any help from them

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      5. Duke of Windsor‏ @kintha 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @sethbirnbaum

        @sethbirnbaum they've actually come out strongly against it, because it's that terrible

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Seth Birnbaum‏ @sethbirnbaum 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @kintha

        @kintha when even Mark Emmert thinks you're a dick, it's time to rethink your decisions.

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      2. kayla bo baela‏ @Kaylordyo 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @InfiniteSneeze wtf why did you retweet this

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      3. David Angulo‏ @InfiniteSneeze 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Kaylordyo

        @Kaylordyo u got a problem m8

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      1. jcblubaugh‏ @jcblubaugh 31 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BoyNamedBlu hilarious!

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Probably should hit the zoo before admission is denied. INDIANA: "Marching into 1855."

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