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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2015

    Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten http://onion.com/1CDVF9Y pic.twitter.com/aFNw9Ov11t

    10:58 AM - 30 Mar 2015
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      1. Sadie Campman‏ @S_Campman 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @JohnFarah13 Hahahahaha thanks for the rt john quality read

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      1. ad ROCK (woo!)‏ @melodysepehrar 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten pic.twitter.com/SCcfsm4mbW” ME

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      1. Exceedingly Unseelie  🏴 The Winter Court is here!‏ @der_bluthund 30 Mar 2015
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        Article on baked banana bread goes woefully unread on @TheOnion

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      1. ihop enthusiast‏ @chickfilgays 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten" guess @ZeakHolmes wasn't there

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      1. Janie Brigman‏ @janiebloves1d 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @kelseyblick @ldhedh every math lab party

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      1. zoë‏ @thezoedaniel 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @profpic @v_ictoriamoss ring any bells ?

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      1. Nathan‏ @n8hartzell 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten pic.twitter.com/aM5jtncsAa” this would be me lol

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      1. Joyce Hansen‏ @Sasky21 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @genericjill slice the damn thing!

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      1. mark‏ @marshmallowm0k 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I'd go for the banana bread first, F.O.H.

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      1. Violet‏ @themothbitch 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Why would that be? I love banana bread!

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      2. Prince  🤴🏻 🎅🏻‏ @erexl 30 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten http://onion.com/1CDVF9Y  pic.twitter.com/C5yDKNDekF”

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      3. Prince  🤴🏻 🎅🏻‏ @erexl 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I had to read this again

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      1. Anonymous‏ @KataraZombie 4 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Awwww, I would have taken a slice of it.

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      1. Johnny V‏ @JVdeviant 31 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I would eat it tbh

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      1. Hannah Donahue‏ @hbarnick 31 Mar 2015
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        @patatack “@TheOnion:Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten http://onion.com/1CDVF9Y  pic.twitter.com/JpoLALh8zn”

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      1. John Swett Principal‏ @JohnSwettPrinci 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Hahahaha! I can totally relate to this. Co-worker made fruitcake for Xmas that sat untouched for three days in the break room.

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      1. Jim McMenamin‏ @Jim_McMenamin 30 Mar 2015
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        @billburr RT @TheOnion Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneatenhttp://onion.com/1CDVF9Y 

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      1. حنينو‏ @haneeno 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @ayahpapaya he should put chocolate chips in it

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