@TheOnion OK, but if anyone at The Onion teabags me, there will be hell to pay!
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@TheOnion Just opened SnapChat account, and Joe Biden has already teabagged me.
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@TheOnion donate $300 for mercura16.frThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Happy to do it. Do I need to hire security afterwards?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion done. Now where's my news?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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