@TheOnion Breaking: Humans are causing climate change on Mars.
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@drewpowers@TheOnion Because of all those SUV rovers we have up there.
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About time for you to open a branch up there,
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@K_Niemietz are you volunteering to run it for us Kristian? ;-)#CPREMars@nationaltrust@TheOnion
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@TheOnion Good 4'em, anyone buy them some rocket to Mars?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In Science News: Conservationists Attempting To Get Head Start On Mars http://onion.com/1G0ojmF pic.twitter.com/WrkfOTvNdf»// hilarious
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@TheOnion I hear the Poles are planning a mission to the sun. It should work as long as they do it at night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Put me down for a $100 to save Martian wildlife. Also, say no to fracking oil on Martian oil fields!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Since Earth is commonly referred to s the Blue Planet, GOP candidates are looking to capitalized on Mars' obvious connection.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For the children.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that guy wants to be Paul Bearer so badThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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