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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Mar 2015

    In Entertainment News: http://onion.com/1G0oazG pic.twitter.com/ddn9a8DNhV

    1:00 PM - 29 Mar 2015
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    18 replies 90 retweets 119 likes
      1. Peggy Morgan‏Verified account @peggymorganmma 29 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Entertainment News: http://onion.com/1G0oazG  pic.twitter.com/6Mxs4XYAJU” @EricSpicely

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      1. erin‏ @erinbertram 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @niamh_bertram

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      1. vintz‏ @vints 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @unclemikeyj

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      1. Brandy Jones‏ @SecurityBrandy 29 Mar 2015
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        Excellent news. "@TheOnion: In Entertainment News: http://onion.com/1G0oazG  pic.twitter.com/KAi2yrYiRx”

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      1. Dylan Pheifer‏ @dtpheifer 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion shut up! bring back firefly

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      2. Mike Steder‏ @TheSted 29 Mar 2015
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        @tierratortuga @msurerus really looking forward to this @TheOnion: In Entertainment News: http://onion.com/1G0oazG pic.twitter.com/DkIX2r8nKV

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      3. Phil Steder‏ @tierratortuga 30 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheSted

        @TheSted @msurerus Between this and Twin Peaks, the dream of the 90's really is alive in our hearts.

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      1. LaBeu‏ @hartofspirit 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Scully now Director as the Team is paired with SAS Hotchner and Criminal Minds unit - Reid and Scully go at it, and...- truth.

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      2. Clay‏ @ClayC21 29 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Entertainment News: http://onion.com/1G0oazG  pic.twitter.com/3mN2ohXjl5” @Coleybama hahaha

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      3. Justin‏ @Coleybama 29 Mar 2015
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        @ClayC21 @TheOnion whatever it's gonna be awesome and I can't wait.

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      1. chris kelson‏ @chrissykelson 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Tunguska / Terma

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      1. George Martin‏ @Martillo42 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion "More brass added to title music." 😂 so true! I really hope this happens.

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      1. matt dotta‏ @mattdotta1 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @wayfarerdotta Maybe they can be training their grandkids to believe.

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      1. Lisa Shulman‏ @LisaShul 29 Mar 2015
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        Haha @TheOnion: In Entertainment News:http://onion.com/1G0oazG 

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      1. Anotherloverholenyohead‏ @vampire_platypi 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion They better make it fucking great.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion The show's creepy opening picture montage replace by current photos of the show's top stars.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Show's Washington, DC location changed because the truth just isn't out there.

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Cigarette Smoking Man will be replaced with Nicotine Patch Man.

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      3. Dean of RI‏ @dean8669 29 Mar 2015
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        @Jaiami88 @TheOnion or "The Vaping Man."

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