@TheOnion @jerrycolonna Soooooo close to home. (Insert wry laughter here)
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@listenersdigest@TheOnion Yeah...a little too close to home for me, too.
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@TheOnion Hey, guys! Don't forget I cleaned up after last episode of explosive diarrhea. She's yours now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh man, too real, good bluff by grandma.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pretty sad, glad my Mom didn't have to worry about who was going to take care of her... loved by all her kids, tremendously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Holy shit, I swear this is true of my mother in law...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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