“@TheOnion: Troubling Report Finds Dreamily Sliding Down Back Of Door After Kissing Date On Porch Plummets 78% http://onion.com/1G0bgBM ” HAHA!
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@TheOnion Meanwhile, sexting and and regretting it later is up 50%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have had back of door slammed in my face after asking to see boobs on the first date.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @KE8 people working on subjects like this¿, what are they¿, researchers, sociologists, reporters¿ or ...simply...deadlinesavers¿Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion literally "lol."#romanceisdead#firstkisswhat#wheresthesparkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only if my date is still with me, honey. o.OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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