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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2015

    Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d pic.twitter.com/j7yy4FVDQZ

    1:46 PM - 27 Mar 2015
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      2. Emma Larson‏ @4dlemma 28 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d...I  will flee the country if he wins.

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      1. Tylwyth‏ @Alisrafil1 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @wilw The mere possibility of this scares me to no end.

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      1. PM Xenos‏ @PMXenos 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Don't call it a grave. It's the future we chose. It's #Happening on #CruzControl!

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      1. Jeff Sonstein  🍞 ➕ 🌹 🌹‏ @jeffsonstein 27 Mar 2015
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        [sometimes too close to reality] MT @TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate ...pic.twitter.com/QHj5xFLnFM

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      1. ((Like A Lost Fire))‏ @LikeALostFire 27 Mar 2015
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        Nice motto: "He's not the candidate you need; he's the candidate you deserve." @TheOnion

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      1. Robert J. Gilbert‏ @thelma06 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Ted Cruz is a JOKE!!!

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      1. Disgruntled Millennial‏ @ShackGeneral 29 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Promote/Support/Invest Israel!! A Must Watch & repost!! http://bit.ly/1BPZBiQ  Before It's Too Late!pic.twitter.com/Lhl9G8EmyQ

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      1. JustLovely‏ @LovelyMsMinor 28 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate. Too funny!!!

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      1. Delkon‏ @delkon 28 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @wilw I still think he looks like the son of that Madam puppet...

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      1. Kirby‏ @Kirbytronic 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @wilw damnit you guys spoiled his acceptance speech!

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      1. John Davis‏ @rhymefan 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @wilw Delusional man.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Could be worse. Mike Pence could be running for President.

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      1. Jim Evans‏ @j_p_evans 27 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d  pic.twitter.com/MPQYAiaDAP”

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      1. peggy fabrizio‏ @paggyfabr10 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion NOT FOR U.S.A. PRESIDENT!

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      1. Amanda‏ @amandathenerd 27 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d  pic.twitter.com/V5RSB9k958” 😂

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      1. NawangB‏ @imnawang 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion dude reminds me of the #aliens from #v basically reptiles with human skin over them except he's from Canada instead of space

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      1. Alberto Candelaria‏ @alcan7 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Jeremy Gruzd‏ @Gruzdavich 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion this would be funny if either major party put forth a worthy candidate in the last decade.

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      1. green eggs and ham‏ @OhSayCanUseeKL 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion TED Cruz successful senator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_py3vTsTo_U …

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