“@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d...I will flee the country if he wins.
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@TheOnion @wilw The mere possibility of this scares me to no end.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't call it a grave. It's the future we chose. It's#Happening on#CruzControl!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate ...pic.twitter.com/QHj5xFLnFM
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Nice motto: "He's not the candidate you need; he's the candidate you deserve."
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@TheOnion Ted Cruz is a JOKE!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Promote/Support/Invest Israel!! A Must Watch & repost!! http://bit.ly/1BPZBiQ Before It's Too Late!pic.twitter.com/Lhl9G8EmyQ
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@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate. Too funny!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @wilw I still think he looks like the son of that Madam puppet...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @wilw damnit you guys spoiled his acceptance speech!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @wilw Delusional man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could be worse. Mike Pence could be running for President.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d pic.twitter.com/MPQYAiaDAP”
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@TheOnion NOT FOR U.S.A. PRESIDENT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate http://onion.com/1G0dK3d pic.twitter.com/V5RSB9k958”
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@TheOnion this would be funny if either major party put forth a worthy candidate in the last decade.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion TED Cruz successful senator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_py3vTsTo_U …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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